Justisaurus
The Jurassic Giant, the Cretaceous Crusher, the Devonian Disappointment. The Justisaurus is a case study in Min-Maxing. Its raw dinosaur strength makes it physically one of the strongest mecha in Tower City. Strength isn’t everything though. The Justisaurus is below average in just about every regard. It’s slow, and its weaponry is nothing more than a large fan made from the Spinosaurus’s spine, which is pretty unfitting. It isn’t even very good at using it.
After it’s previous leader, Determined Drake left the team, Brave Brontosaurus was promoted to the leadership role, and Righteous Rex was hired to replace the right arm.
Righteous Rex was recently fired from the team, leaving the Justisaurus defunct for the time being. Not that anyone particularly cared.
After a long period of job interviews, the Saurus Squad found a replacement for Rex. Power Pterodactyl (yes the do say the P in Pterodactyl. Dumbasses.) took the place of the Righteous Rex, and with it comes a few unique changes. The Justisaurus REX (a name they took despite not having a T-Rex anymore. Again, dumbasses.) is a bit more nuanced than it’s previous form. Perhaps they were trying to learn from their mistakes. While the new pterodactyl arm is not near as strong as the Righteous Rex, it sports a Beak Sword, allowing the Justisaurus Rex a bit more range and versatility. The wings also form thick armor further increasing it’s defenses. The crown is just a crown, enjoy it.
Still slow, and piloted by lazy half-wits, the Justisaurus REX isn’t much of an upgrade. Maybe this is why there was little fanfare when it returned. No one cared, save one guy.
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