Thus ends the batch of pages I’d thumbnailed last year. Wish me luck with the next one, reader-san. We’ll all need it!
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It’s been a while. I’ll try my best to catch the site up on the important stuff:
- Bought a big house in nowhere, KS with a combined inheritance from my father and aunt.
- A fixer upper built in 1929. Previously owned by someone the mention of whom gave our HVAC guy war flashbacks. To give you an idea of how far this property is out of our league, a place of similar size would sell for ~$10mil back home in Hawaiʻi. Maybe even more. Inflation, man.
- Thinking about why we’re blessed with it fills me with dread.
- Finally decided on a wedding date. We’re going to the islands to do it, which is its own kind of stress. I’m happy that so many HYW people were able to RSVP. I can’t wait to see you all again once and then hide behind Smacky for the rest of our stay.
- The courthouse will not let me change my name to Assblaster Jackson no matter how well I argue that it’s in honor of our God-given freedom as Americans to choose our destiny. Accepting name suggestions.
- Adopted the wiliest, most friendly cat on Earth. His name’s Tycho, like the alchemist.
WordPress is not cooperating at the moment, but I promise to share ALL the pics soon.🙏
- Smacky draws ever closer to finishing Chlorophyter!
- This year, he’s met some playtesters and collaborators who have been hugely helpful. Kudos to you guys!
- Story mode seems a much longer task than expected. He needs all the encouragement he can get! Let’s all cheer him on!! 🙌
- note: remember to ask Smacky about resizing the top banners
- also note: pester Smacky about uploading all his worktime Chlorophyter omake
- also also: ask for admin privileges so I can make a nukeronomiblog category
- Heliumädchen and all other passer projects are dead. No plans to continue working on them.
- Simply put, I was never that good at much beyond helping people behind the scenes. My energy is best spent in service of others.
- I will redouble my efforts to work with Smacky on Chlorophyter and if, God forbid, I’m given care of precious tiny little child lives, I’ll put all the rest of me into supporting them, too.
- Thank you for reading. 🙇♀️
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I am happy to announce that CHLOROPHYTER: HERBAL ASSAULT! a 2D indie Fighting Game about House Plants, is in development and coming along nicely.
It is a simple fighting game made on the open source Ikemen GO engine. Check out some early footage complete with royalty free music!
The game only uses a single button for attacks, despite this, the game still uses traditional fighting game commands, so characters have surprisingly large and varied movepools. Another unique feature of this game is Sunlight. Plants need sunlight to use their attacks. Not only that, they need it to run and block too. Plants use sunlight for everything. You automatically gain sunlight during the course of the match, but each plant also features unique methods for gaining sunlight more quickly. For example the Sunflower can stretch out really tall and gather sunlight twice as quickly so long as she holds the pose. The robot flower (yes, robot flower) can place down solar panels on the stage to increase her solar power.
The game is planned to feature 10 playable house plants, an arcade mode with unique stories for each plant, a boss fight, online play (currently planned to be P2P. Matchmaking and rollback are currently out of reach for me.), and a few bonus game modes.
ROUND 1! LET’S GROW!
So there has been a lot less content here lately. Passer and I have been hard at work… at our day jobs… so there hasn’t been much to show off right now.
Truthfully we are working on something, and soon I believe I will start showing off the progress here.
We are working on a video game. (possibly 2 video games) It is a slow and daunting task, and has slowed comic work tremendously. Passer still tries to work on her pages periodically, but mine has grinded to a halt.
I promise Tad Danger isn’t over. I am just eager to take a quick side quest.
Look forward to seeing more of everything in the future.
Not that I have sold anything in months, its worth noting here, the shop is currently down. Teespring is not fulfilling orders for anyone. We actually ordered a sample for ourselves and have found out we are totally screwed.
So I took the store down, that way I wont get blamed for their incompetence.
And to add salt to the wound, Teespring doesn’t allow you to delete listings or storefronts. I presume that way they can still profit off all your stuff long after you’ve given up on using them. Nice. So I ensured that all the designs were made private so that no one can order them.
We’ll get a new shop set up, eventually. Not much of a rush since we are still complete literal whos. No one will notice. Cest La Vie.